Wednesday, January 18, 2006

The New Sincerity (Don't Flog Blog the Messenger!)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The New Sincerity!

  1. In Japan, New Sincerity can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
  2. Over half of Americans are officially the New Sincerity.
  3. The New Sincerity can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  4. A New Sincerityometer is used to measure the New Sincerity.
  5. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed the New Sincerity would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used it to decorate their battle shields!
  6. The New Sincerity can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  7. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their New Sincerity.
  8. The New Sincerity was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  9. The New Sincerity once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  10. If the New Sincerity was life size, it would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The New Sincerist!

  1. In 1982 Time Magazine named The New Sincerist its 'Man of the Year'.
  2. The word 'samba' means 'to rub The New Sincerist'.
  3. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but The New Sincerist can not.
  4. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are New Sincerists!
  5. The New Sinceristology is the study of The New Sincerist!
  6. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal The New Sincerist.
  7. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as The New Sincerist.
  8. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up The New Sincerist.
  9. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by The New Sincerist.
  10. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The New Sincerist state'!
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"The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate."
Posted by MONS - Might be Original New Sincerist (circa 1982)


Blogger Peter said...

Lorna: these are hysterical!

18/1/06 20:34  
Blogger Lorna Dee Cervantes said...

Spooky, huh?

Mark Lamareux's really cracks me up -- I laughed out loud for so long all the family came upstairs to see what was going on.

20/1/06 15:00  

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