Saturday, January 14, 2006

Lorna Dee's Singular Surreal

This from Eduardo. I like being the only bird who can swim but not fly (one of the lost tribes of Atlantis!) and that all the swans in England belong to me. BTW, that's quite accurate: Lorna was declared extinct in 1902.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lorna!

  1. When Lorna is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.

  2. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Lorna!

  3. Lorna was declared extinct in 1902.

  4. Lorna is 1500 years older than the pyramids.

  5. Lorna is the only bird that can swim but not fly!

  6. All swans in England belong to Lorna.

  7. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Lorna.

  8. Lorna is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!

  9. The deepest part of Lorna is over 35,000 feet deep.

  10. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Lorna.

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Blogger OORANOS said...

Have a good time

14/1/06 16:12  
Blogger 666poetry-finchnot said...

lol lorna dee

just popping in for a peak
so busy these days
that / some how / they
just spin past / fast
disappear in to weeks

hope this january finds you well


14/1/06 19:53  
Blogger Peter said...

I love: "The deepest part of Lorna is over 35,000 feet deep."

15/1/06 18:14  
Blogger Eduardo C. Corral said...

Number Six is a keeper.

15/1/06 19:14  

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