Call the Californicator! And, TRY THE CHAYA

This c/o LisaBlog, my favorite blog for Muse & Mischief, the kinda stuff you don't find at the mall. But when you're at the mall, yes, get a juicer. And, Lisa, Peeps, and Co., do TRY THE CHAYA in your juicer. One a day keeps the cancer away, and that ain't no Mayan myth. Good in scrambled eggs, too. And pizza! Great baby food. Over 400% calcium per ounce. My kid, at 10, is a giant. At 10, I looked like the "I ben sick" cartoon.

Call Arnold. Tell him no more migrant labor: him.

Tell him: Buy True American Values: Love Tolerance, The Native Way.

Buy American. Buy poetry. Buy Lisa Jarnot. Buy hats for the dead in Iraq.

The preceding message was brought to you by a California Native (Chumash).

The following message is all Lisablog:
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Terminator Phone Number

An addendum to Lisablog Correspondent Anne W's post re: the State of California and the homophobic Terminator governor. Please call him at 916-445-2841.

Press Five for the hot comment line, then press Two for the issue of "Gender Neutral Marriage". Or Press Four to arrange a meeting with Arnie or to invite him over to your house for some gay tea and cookies.

If you called the 455- number you may have talked to someone named Monica. Sorry Monica!
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Posted by poetry/lisajarnot at 10:50 AM EDT | post your comment (0) | link to this post
Updated: Thursday, 15 September 2005 10:54 AM EDT