Fun With Memes

This from healer-poet, Peter Pereira, a prince of a guy but you may call him "Goddess" -- his partner calls him "Princess." Fer shur, Peter is an outstanding poet. And, he's always coming up with something.

Here's one: Go to Google, type "[your name} needs" and copy the first lines that come up. Like most of these things when you're searching in light, the results are often scary dead on. Hilariously so. Here's mine:

Lorna needs our support!
Lorna needs to take action now. Otherwise she is
afraid she will want to smash every plate Eva has ever eaten off or...
Lorna needs to start building a relationship -- finding out
a name and expressing sympathy for the cause.
The Last thing Lorna needs is Another relationship right now. not only because
it would end all Character development but because the poor thing ...
Lorna needs a cover, thats for sure. But please...get rid of that HORRID HORRID
HORRID purple outfit of hers.
Lorna needs money to keep her work going.
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