Do the Funky Chicken

This is truly warped -- get all your burger king yayas out here. After having it dance, including ballet and polka, I asked it something truly obscene: "Read me a poem." It stood there a while then walked over to the camera and stuck it's eyeball at me. It was hilarious. This was after telling it, "Be yourself" and it undid a garter. I asked it how much it was paid and he just shrugged, and scratched it's head. This bit of weirdness from La Lorca Loca.